2005 Archive: The Heart

“Your heart is beating like a techno song.” “Untz untz untz…”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

@Geocities_Builder01/10/2006 10:19I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Y2K_Ready05/24/2006 01:02If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor04/14/1997 15:56You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@ICQ_Classic12/03/2013 01:28That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Simpson_Quotes01/27/1998 10:52D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Fight_Club_Tyler05/12/2012 09:39The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@PopUp_Blocker_X10/15/2002 00:03I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@CounterStrike_Pro08/21/2011 07:51Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Frag_Master_9904/14/2007 06:10Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!