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1999 Classic: The Heart

“Your heart is skipping a beat.” “Is it love?” “No, it’s caffeine. Stop drinking ‘Surge’ soda.”

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Netscape_Ninja12/06/1999 19:47Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Nokia_Snake_Champ12/27/2014 17:42Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor05/10/1998 01:04At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Iron_Man_Tony02/14/2004 00:08I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Linux_Distro_User05/19/2004 08:53Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Ferris_Bueller12/28/2008 09:13Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Fat_Bastard_Get01/10/2004 22:16Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Step_Brothers_B04/17/1996 10:02Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Bad_Luck_Brian06/23/2014 05:44Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Prodigy_User_X02/20/1998 04:02Way better than the Prodigy boards!

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