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1998 Legacy: The Harry Potter US Launch

 American kids are finally getting the book, and we’re all trying to figure out what a “crumpet” or “platform 9 3/4” is.

Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Myspace_Tom10/11/2002 09:46I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Harry_Potter_0110/11/2008 14:54Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan01/22/2009 21:11I am crying... with laughter!
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@SoulSeek_Fan06/11/2003 06:59Rare humor found in the deep web.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/03/2012 14:53Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Maplestory_Kid06/25/2012 04:22@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan11/05/2003 16:31Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Happy_Tree_Fans07/09/2005 21:42So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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