Why was he learning German? Because he left Tottenham to finally win a trophy, only to realize that Bayer Leverkusen had decided to have their best season in 120 years.
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The Basketball Height
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The Bowling Strike
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2025 Archive: The MLB "Robot Umps" Official Launch
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The Hockey Teeth
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