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2008 Vintage: The “Happening” Acting

 Why Mark Wahlberg? For spending the whole movie talking to a plastic plant with a look of genuine terror.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Charmed_Ones07/19/2012 13:15The power of three... laughs!
@Gladiator_Proximo09/15/2009 10:11Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Avatar_Na_vi08/27/2000 17:19I see you... laughing!
@Overclocker_Pro07/31/2001 18:20My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Tyler_Durden_Real03/13/2010 10:25Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Ferris_Bueller01/26/1999 14:43Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Salt_Bae_Original04/17/2001 19:10Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Woman_Yelling_C11/11/2001 02:25The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Neopets_Trader01/16/1999 00:45Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

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