2009 Classic: The Hangover Logic

This movie taught me that if you wake up with a tiger in your bathroom and a missing tooth, you’ve probably had a pretty good night in Vegas.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan02/15/2005 18:19Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules12/18/1997 04:21Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Shrek_Donkey09/21/1998 17:42And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Marla_Singer_Fan08/24/2009 13:46A joke for the end of the world.

@BackToFuture_M08/02/2009 08:11Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Beanie_Campbell06/11/1995 07:51True friendship is sharing a good joke.