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2020 Classic: The Hand Sanitizer Bouquet

 I now judge people by the quality of their sanitizer. Is it “medical grade” or does it smell like a failed batch of cheap tequila?

Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve04/09/2002 01:17Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter01/17/2010 05:01The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@QuickTime_Viewer06/09/2007 13:52Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Toy_Story_Woody06/22/2015 13:20There is a joke in my boot!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan06/24/2004 09:43Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Deal_With_It_G01/06/2002 21:53Deal with it. This is gold.
@Safari_Surfer07/08/2003 14:36A wild laugh appeared!

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