1997 Classic: The Hammer

I’m a handyman. I’m just nailing the landing.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Win95_Fanatic08/22/2004 05:59This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Independence_Day05/24/2008 11:02Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Cast_Away_Wilson05/27/2004 07:42WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Charmed_Ones06/12/2008 00:35The power of three... laughs!

@Terminator_2_Fan05/01/2000 06:01Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Chocolate_Rain03/26/1997 11:35I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Leeroy_Jenkins06/01/2014 10:58At least I have chicken... and this joke!