Why the “Evil Dies Tonight”? For a sequel where the townspeople were so annoying that the audience actually started rooting for Michael Myers to finish the job.
Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2021 “Spider-Verse, Sandworms & Family Chains” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Minecraft Movie Square-off
Why does everything look like a block? For a movie that proved th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Shadow
Why Keanu Reeves? For the moment the internet achieved peace beca...read more »
2025 Archive: The Insidious
The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so muc...read more »
2023 Archive: The Saltburn Bathtub
Why Barry Keoghan? For a scene that made everyone in 2023 realize...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Priscilla vs. Elvis
Why the height difference? For a movie that reminded us that whil...read more »
2023 Archive: The Ferrari Speed
Why Adam Driver? For proving that he can play any Italian man of ...read more »
2024 Classic: The MaXXXine Fame
Why Mia Goth? For the finale of the trilogy that proved that you ...read more »
41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition
In 2019, Hollywood was all about the "Checkmate." It was the year...read more »
2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2
Why Ethan Hawke's mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1999 “Glitch in the Matrix, Y2K Panic & The Sixth Sense” Edition
In 1999, Hollywood wasn’t just making movies; it was starting a r...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition
In 2017, Hollywood decided to get personal. It was the year we le...read more »
2025 Classic: The Megan 2.0
Why the upgrade? For a sequel that suggested that a killer AI dol...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Creator Visuals
Why the budget? For a sci-fi movie that looked like it cost $300 ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.