1998 Archive: The Half-Life Fear

I played a game where a scientist hits aliens with a crowbar, and now I never look at a ventilation shaft the same way.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

@ModemWarrior03/21/2006 22:36I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@BBS_Veteran06/27/2014 13:52Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Retro_Gamer_Girl06/26/2000 14:28Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Startup_Kid02/17/2006 05:46Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Terran_Marine04/09/1999 01:01Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Leeroy_Jenkins08/16/2005 16:21At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Ultima_Online_V09/05/1997 22:41Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Runescape_Noob03/03/2009 00:30Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!