2019 Classic: The Greta Thunberg Staredown

Why was the UN summit so tense? Because the only thing more powerful than a “Presidential Decree” is a Swedish teenager with a death stare.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Geocities_Builder11/19/2011 02:30I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Y2K_Ready02/18/1997 05:44If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam12/12/2008 05:05I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli01/15/2001 20:06That still only counts as one laugh!

@Party_On_Garth09/16/2013 09:12I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Tuenti_Specialist03/25/2005 16:53A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Wall_Post_Hero11/29/2002 23:54Posting this to my own wall right now!