Why was the 4th so sacrificial? Because Bruno Mars was willing to “catch a grenade” for us, which made our fear of a small sparkler seem a bit dramatic.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2011 “Party Rock & Potter’s End” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The SpaceX Starship Cruises
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2025 Archive: The "Hyper-Loop" Parade
Why did the parade last 3 seconds? Because they put the floats on...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Virtual Ice" Crisis
Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Holographic Guest"
Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat 2 Movie
Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Robot Dog" Security
Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Neural-Playlist"
Why was the music so perfect? Because the speaker was connected t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Star" Power
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because we realized that in 2024, ev...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition
In 1997, Independence Day felt like a massive party on the edge o...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Fortnight" Taylor & Post Malone
Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »
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The Fireworks Argument
A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »
2023 Archive: The ChatGPT Invasion
Why were the BBQ toasts so long? Because everyone used AI to writ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Superman (James Gunn) Hype
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Posting this to my own wall right now!