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2019 Vintage: The “Greenland” Offer

Why was the military-industrial complex confused? Because the Commander-in-Chief wanted to “Buy” a giant island, making every logistics officer wonder if “Real Estate” was now a “Combat Support” specialty.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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