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2004 Classic: The Greece Euro 2004

Why was the rest of Europe so confused? Because Greece, the 150-1 long shots, won the European Championship by playing a defense so boring it was legally classified as a sleeping aid—but it worked.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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