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2001 Vintage: The Grand Theft Auto III

 I can go anywhere in a 3D city! Usually, that means I just drive a taxi into the ocean for fun.

Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Lion_King_Simba03/20/2004 04:51Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Flash_Player_Fan10/27/2006 22:32Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Web_Master_Flex11/15/2000 11:11I am adding this to my links page right now.
@CRT_Brightness04/05/2015 02:26I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Britney_Spears_Fan07/16/2009 19:45Oops, I laughed again!

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