I can go anywhere in a 3D city! Usually, that means I just drive a taxi into the ocean for fun.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Oops, I laughed again!