Why did soldiers stop using paper maps in 1995? Because the Global Positioning System became fully operational, allowing a private to get lost in the woods with much higher digital precision.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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