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1999 Archive: The Google Growth

 Why was the traveler happy? Because Google finally added a “Search” button that actually found the hotel instead of a random fan page for kittens.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s the End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran01/11/2002 01:17Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@RoboCop_9003/05/2013 06:05Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Fargo_Marge06/01/2011 22:32Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Web_Counter_9906/26/2011 19:09I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Netscape_Now_B04/28/2003 05:56I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Get_Flash_Player03/08/2000 00:10Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/15/2004 02:20Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Rocket_Jumper03/06/2013 02:46This humor took me to new heights!
@Arthas_Fan_0207/24/2004 04:58Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Hashtag_Master12/12/2009 20:17#funny #joke #retro #90s

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