My surgeon wore Google Glass during my procedure. I asked if it helps him see better. He said, “No, but I can check my emails and watch cat videos while I’m waiting for your blood to clot.”
Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Anesthesia
"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
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He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition
In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »
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The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
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*Boom* - there goes my brain!