1997 Vintage: The Golfer

One, but he’ll blame the wind if it breaks.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ICQ_Flower03/15/2010 13:32The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@SouthPark_Stan04/25/2000 06:46Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@C++_Dev_9808/24/2005 00:11I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Shagadelic_9701/09/2000 07:53This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Tina_Eat_Food10/14/2012 20:14Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Anchorman_Ron08/03/2011 12:19I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Toolbar_Hater10/19/2001 14:58My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Leeroy_Jenkins01/06/2002 04:00At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Ultima_Online_V10/19/2005 10:31Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?