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1998 Classic: The Godzilla Slogan

Why did they say “Size Does Matter”? To distract us from the fact that the most famous monster in cinema history had been redesigned to look like a very large, very confused iguana.

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1998 “Double Asteroids, Saving Private Ryan & The Truman Show” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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