Why did they say “Size Does Matter”? To distract us from the fact that the most famous monster in cinema history had been redesigned to look like a very large, very confused iguana.
Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1998 “Double Asteroids, Saving Private Ryan & The Truman Show” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
Honor Among Thieves: Why the pudgy dragon? For a movie that was s...read more »
2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon Length
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2023 Vintage: The Wonka Candy
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2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
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2025 Archive: The Final Destination
Bloodlines: Why the tower? For a sequel that proved that "Death" ...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition
In 2013, Hollywood went to extremes. It was the year we learned t...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
Why the play? For the most "Wes Anderson" movie yet, where the ac...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2016, Hollywood decided that being a hero wasn’t enough—you ha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Batman Part II Eyeliner
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2024 Legacy: The Twisters "Feel It"
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2023 Classic: The Past Lives Subway
Why the "In-Yun"? For a movie that made everyone text their middl...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition
In 2002, Hollywood was all about breaking records and digital bou...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw Muscles
Why Zac Efron? For a movie where the actors had so much muscle an...read more »
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In 2006, Hollywood was all about the "Reboot" and the "Deep Cover...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!