Why did we get it so fast? Because the Pentagon wanted to make sure everyone had a souvenir before the war lasted another 19 years.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
The human guide to online humor.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!