A girl orders a glass of wine, a bowl of ice, and three olives. “It’s ‘Girl Dinner’!” The bartender says, “In my day, we called that ‘being broke before payday’.”
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
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