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2007 Legacy: The “Gimme More” Britney Hype

Why was the party “waiting”? Because everyone was anticipating the VMA performance, and “It’s Britney, B*tch” was the only way to answer the phone.

Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member04/10/1995 22:04Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Jurassic_Park_Fan06/02/1998 10:11Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Saved_By_The_Bell09/17/2005 13:01I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Brazil_Terry_G10/24/2001 09:30Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Flickr_User_0410/28/2009 03:44A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Illidan_Blind03/15/1996 21:22I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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