Why was the party “waiting”? Because everyone was anticipating the VMA performance, and “It’s Britney, B*tch” was the only way to answer the phone.
Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!