2005 Archive: The Garlic

I’m “breath-taking” on my webcam.

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@N64_GoldenEye02/05/2004 19:44Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Hotmail_Checker12/06/1995 23:31Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Beavis_Butthead01/02/2005 21:57Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Optical_Mouse_9910/31/2007 08:44I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@USB_Pioneer05/09/2001 12:22Plug and Play laughter!

@Marla_Singer_Fan01/25/2015 05:11A joke for the end of the world.

@Brazil_Terry_G11/14/2012 23:28Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Netscape_Now_B06/13/2001 14:30I clicked the button and it brought me here!