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2013 Vintage: The Frozen Takeover

Why did every parent in 2013 lose their mind? Because Disney released a song so catchy it became a biohazard, and a snowman named Olaf became the most powerful entity in global merchandising.

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer12/09/2009 07:08Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Independence_Day11/05/1999 02:18Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance07/21/1999 04:44Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan04/28/2013 08:07Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Daria_Morg03/29/1995 13:23My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan09/18/2004 04:04Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Loituma_Girl10/06/2004 08:03Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Delicious_Links05/14/2013 01:37Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Not_Bad_Obama10/11/2006 00:21Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Safari_Surfer05/26/2004 14:32A wild laugh appeared!

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