“They all look so different!” “It’s been 17 years, Martha. If I had a camera crew and a lighting team following me around, I’d still look like I haven’t slept since the series finale.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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The Mid-Life Crisis
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Oops, I laughed again!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Not bad. Not bad at all.