I’m “hooked” on the new series.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
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119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The "You're On Mute" Edition (2020)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.