A guy walks in and asks, “Where am I? Who are you? Do you have beer?”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Tapping my way to a good mood.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!