2008 Archive: The Final Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on the other side’s lack of liquidity.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

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Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus06/17/2003 01:57What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Snake_Game_Pro02/15/2013 04:51I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@CSS_Master_9907/20/1997 02:47Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@DVD_Rom_King07/28/2011 06:24More capacity for humor on this site!

@Blade_Runner_201901/07/2001 02:35All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Trololo_Man_7004/24/2006 20:39Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@True_Story_Neil11/01/2013 02:39True story! I was there!