Why did 8 million people watch a guy jump from a balloon? Because it was the only way in 2012 to get higher than the national debt.
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In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Actually, it IS a cool story!