Calvin Harris is the official DJ of 2012. If you aren’t listening to a synth-drop, are you even alive?
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
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