Why was the younger sister so excited? Because “TheFacebook” just expanded to high schools, and she was finally “Verified” as the most popular person in 10th grade.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok 2" (The Brain-Link)
Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »
2023 Legacy: Meta Quest 3
Why was the cousin "carving" the air? Because he was wearing mixe...read more »
2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey "The Sign" Episode
Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »
2025 Legacy: AI Music
Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition
In 1995, Thanksgiving was a battlefield between the analog past a...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Pesto" King Penguin
Why were we comparing Grandpa to a giant baby bird? Because "Pest...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Carbon Footprint Tax
Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Universal Basic Income" Debate
Why was everyone so relaxed about their jobs? Because the AI took...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
2024 Archive: The Nintendo Alarmo
Why was the whole house waking up to Mario sounds? Because Ninten...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.