The college ministry leader moving the prayer chain to a private Facebook Group, prompting a two-hour lecture from the older board members about internet privacy and corporate tracking.
Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
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2024 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!