“I’ve started ‘Office-Commuting’.” “Is it good cardio?” “No, but walking from the parking lot to the elevator is the most exercise I’ve had in years.”
Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Robot Nurse
"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vitamin
"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon 2
"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »
2025 Archive: The Second Opinion
"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Predictive Diagnosis
My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
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My processor can barely handle this much humor!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
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Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!