Why did the White House watch the ship in the Suez Canal? Because a giant boat stuck in the mud was the perfect metaphor for the 2021 legislative process.
Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2021 “Inaugurations & Mittens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Taylor Swift Endorsement
Why did "Childless Cat Lady" Taylor join the race? Because in 202...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Mar-a-Lago" Cabinet Meetings
Why is the government moving to Florida? To show that "Department...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Hulk Hogan" RNC Appearance
Why did he rip his shirt off? To prove that the GOP platform in 2...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Unburdened by What Has Been"
Why was this Kamala’s favorite phrase? Because it’s the most soph...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Art of the Deal
Global Edition": Why is foreign policy so quiet? Because every wo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Lame Duck" Marathon
Why was Biden so busy in December? Because when you have 30 days ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "I’m Speaking" Moment
Why did Kamala use that line? To remind us that in 2021, she was ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Space Force" Expansion
Why are we building a base on the moon? So the President can have...read more »
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2018 “Singapore Summits & Trade Wars” Edition
In 2018, the American Presidency felt like a high-stakes poker ga...read more »
2025 Archive: The "RFK Jr. Health" Initiative
Why is everyone eating raw milk and sunshine? To show that in 202...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Border Wall Completion
Why was the wall finished so fast? Because the D.O.G.E. departmen...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Federal Reserve" Staredown
Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if "Interes...read more »
39 Presidential Jokes: The 2023 “AI Revolution & Indictment Summer” Edition
In 2023, the American Presidency felt like it was being run by an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mass Deportations" Logistics
Why is the plan so controversial? Because in 2025, "Logistics" is...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
... (Laughter in silence).
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Taking a photo of me laughing!