Why did Europeans spend January 1st staring at their wallets? Because it was the first time they realized that “Unity” meant their French Francs were now worth about 15 cents and a handful of shiny coins.
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Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.