Why were Senate hearings so popular? Because watching billionaires explain why they didn’t know they were stealing was the best reality TV of 2002.
Part of the 32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
We are many. We are laughing.