“Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity, to change this bulb… would you capture it, or just let it slip?”
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P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
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That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
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