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2001 Vintage: The Emergency

“Is there a doctor on board?” “I’m a Veterinarian!” “Close enough, this guy eats like a horse anyway.”

Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer05/31/1997 21:45Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Full_House_Lover07/09/2010 10:08You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Dorm_Room_Hero02/11/2015 15:25My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan07/08/2009 06:20Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Thundercats_Ho10/29/2003 21:42Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Baxter_The_Dog07/28/1995 21:48Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Hashtag_Master08/11/2002 14:39#funny #joke #retro #90s

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