2000 Legacy: The Emergency

“Is there a doctor on the plane?” “I’m a doctor of Web Development!” “Sit down, Brian.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

@Encarta_Explorer11/29/2013 10:31I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@DotCom_Survivor03/30/2006 14:14I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Malware_Hunter09/22/1997 05:22Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Nyan_Cat_Space03/10/2005 12:42Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Leet_Speaker_7710/28/2009 11:367h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Map_Maker_X07/20/1999 12:30The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Charlie_Unicorn05/31/2004 10:38We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/07/2004 16:53I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!