Why did the SEC sue him? Because $420 is a great number for a joke, but a terrible number for a legal document about a multi-billion dollar company.
Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition
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34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition
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39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition
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41 Politicians Jokes: The 2020 “Masks, Zoom & Malarkey” Edition
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2025 Classic: The "Meat-Free" G7 Menu
Why did leaders only eat 3D-printed steaks? To show they care abo...read more »
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35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition
In 2012, the world was supposedly ending, but politicians were to...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Pre-sale
Why did governments start selling plots on Mars? Because after lo...read more »
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2023 Legacy: The Pope's Puffer Jacket
Why did everyone believe in the Pope in a white puffer coat? Beca...read more »
39 Politicians Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the world was obsessed with two things: whether computer...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition
In 2007, politics began to fit into pockets, and the economy bega...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!