Why were China and Japan arguing over rocks? Because in 2012, an uninhabited island is the perfect place to start a nationalistic argument when your domestic economy is slowing down.
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2023 Archive: The Trump Indictments
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35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition
In 2012, the world was supposedly ending, but politicians were to...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lunar Gateway Launch
Why did the station orbiting the Moon become the new UN? Because ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Hologram" Candidate
In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holog...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner Drama
Why were the astronauts stuck on the ISS? Because in 2024, gettin...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2020 “Masks, Zoom & Malarkey” Edition
In 2020, history didn't just happen—it happened to all of us at o...read more »
2024 Legacy: Raygun’s Breakdancing
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2025 Archive: The "Brain-Chip" Lobbying
Why did Neuralink become a problem? Because lobbyists started sen...read more »
2024 Vintage: The French "Snap" Election
Why did Emmanuel Macron call an election in June? Because he like...read more »
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In 2014, history decided to stop repeating itself and started mak...read more »
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2024 Archive: The 80th Anniversary of D-Day
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2024 Classic: The "AI" Music Scandal
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