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2013 Legacy: The Dwight Howard to Rockets

Why did he leave LA? Because Kobe’s “soft” comments hurt, and Dwight wanted to see if he could find some “chemistry” in Houston instead.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cyber_Traveler05/30/2006 18:15Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@SoundBlaster_AWE10/30/2007 01:50Crystal clear MIDI humor.
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@Brennan_Huff_X09/20/1999 15:16I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Charlie_Bit_Me11/12/2015 09:23Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

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