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2021 Legacy: The Dune Suit

 Why did the lawyer represent the Atreides? To sue the Emperor for “intentional infliction of sand-based trauma.”

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Two Hearts
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53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
 A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
 Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
 A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition
In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
 A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DVD_Collector08/28/1999 00:52Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Avatar_Na_vi07/11/2011 22:39I see you... laughing!
@Student_Life_0104/17/2008 18:10Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance11/04/2006 20:19Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Rugrats_Tommy04/22/2005 12:19A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Badger_Badger_M02/17/2000 22:41Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Doge_Much_Funny11/24/2000 08:56Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

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