Why did college sports stand still? Because the accusations against the team shocked the country, only to be proven as a complete lie by the prosecutor a year later.
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!