Why the Iranian “Shaheds”? To prove that a “Flying Moped” with a bomb is the most annoying and effective “Budget Cruise Missile” ever invented.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
What is this? A joke for ants?
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
The magic man... is laughing!
Not bad. Not bad at all.