Why Sean Connery’s voice? For being the first time we realized a digital dragon could sound like a grumpy Scottish grandfather.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I knew you’d laugh at this.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!