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2000 Vintage: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Statistics

Why did the number of discharges go up in 2000? Because the policy was so “Stealthy” that no one could figure out how to follow it without getting fired.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran08/02/2003 05:28Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Encarta_User10/03/2001 09:44I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@GameBoy_Color01/25/2010 03:48Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Inkjet_Printers04/18/2015 07:12Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Breakfast_Club_B08/27/1999 15:27Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Blink_Tag_User07/27/2015 09:06<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan12/19/2011 15:11Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Anonymous_User10/05/2004 03:02We are many. We are laughing.
@Last_Commenter03/06/2002 06:08Saving the best laugh for last!

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