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2019 Vintage: The Doctor Sleep Hat

Why Ewan McGregor? For a sequel to The Shining that managed to be respectful to the book and the movie while making us all afraid of “The True Knot.”

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2006 “Casino Royale, Borat & The Boston Mole” Edition
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Why so long? For a sequel that proved that Cillian Murphy is stil...read more »
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Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready05/07/1999 01:09If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Doom_Marines08/14/1995 01:25Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club11/09/2002 21:46A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Spice_Girl_Posh02/17/2008 19:04Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Zip_Drive_Owner03/01/2012 05:51Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Broadband_Newbie11/30/2008 01:04Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Zoolander_Mug08/21/2005 03:04I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Badger_Badger_M07/20/2012 04:35Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Keyboard_Cat_P09/15/2000 16:06Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Tuenti_Specialist03/15/2011 12:22A classic from the Spanish web too!

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