2019 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement

Why did the lawyer get the Disney+ password? Because he proved he was the only one who actually appreciated the “Legal Dramas” section.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

@Discman_Skipper08/15/1998 00:37Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Saved_By_The_Bell08/14/1996 15:16I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/27/1996 01:57I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Iron_Man_Tony12/26/2009 01:09I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@C++_Dev_9804/20/2009 22:31I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Party_On_Garth03/07/1997 02:19I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Mini_Me_Rocks05/17/2015 20:29... (Laughter in silence).

@Neopets_Trader05/13/2004 17:35Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!